THIS IS AN OPEN MESSAGE TO THE WORLD.
I have kidnapped Santa Claus. Christmas will be cancelled forever unless my needs are met IMMEDIATELY. I hereby demand 10,000 BitCoins to be deposited into my BitCoin Wallet by tonight at midnight. Failure to comply will result in the immediate death of old St Nick here. The attached photo is 100% real and authentic; I do NOT fuck around!
Don’t let the dildo guy shove santa up their ass
now you listen here
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DO YOU EVER JUST
GET JEALOUS SO EASILY
THAT PERSON IS MINE
DON’T BREATHE AROUND THEM PLEASE AND THANK YOU
thank god my burning hatred for humanity keeps me warm throughout these cold winter months
i love love love those shoes
Today its been two years. Two years that four amazing voices won the X-Factor, and our hearts. Two years of music, success, inspiration, and friendship. Two years of laughs, hard work, jokes, and goat impressions. Two years of beat box and rapping. Two years of high notes and affination. Two years of “we didn’t even think we would get through first week!”.Two years of cannonball. Two years of cuteness, biscuits, bow ties, stereos, flowers, and snapbacks. For two years the world has been receiving messages of diversity - our bodies are not the same, our hair isn’t the same, our faces aren’t the same, our voices aren’t the same, we are not perfect; and yet we are all beautiful the way we are. Messages of feminism - women should be able to dress as they want, wear their hairs as they want, do what they want, be as they are and not be called a slut or offended in any way because of it. Messages of self-worth - you are beautiful they way you are and you don’t have to change to fit in. People may say mean things but you are beautiful no matter what they say, and you should feel beautiful and feel good in your own body, you should have confidence and believe in yourself because you can do it. Thank you Little Mix for changing my life, and the lives of many others. You are a true inspiration, and as long as you never forget to stay true to yourselves, we won’t forget about how amazing you are. For these 2 years, and for many others yet to come!
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I thought it was talking about the hat, till I started to scroll down and then I noticed it was the dogs.
i was minding my own business this morning when a spider decided to crawl onto my bed. but i showed him. i put him in a cup and threw him outside, told him to get a fucking job if he wants to come back. welcome to the real world, spider
i have to be funny because being hot is not an option
I’ve never, you know, felt this way or had this… with anybody.
when someone makes you feel insecure about liking something
I THOUGHT THAT SAID KILLING SOMETHING
what genre even is twenty one pilots like punk pop techno rap ukulele emotional screaming
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